Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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