u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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