I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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