Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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