I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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