Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Are these your boobs on my camera?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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