She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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