I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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