Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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