accomplished twins. life is a go
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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