ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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