This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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