i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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