Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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