Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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