he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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