Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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