This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
