"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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