You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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