But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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