Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
