how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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