we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
