Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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