Are we in a gay sports bar?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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