Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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