he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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