so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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