similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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