awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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