You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Where is the hickey?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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