I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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