...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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