i think i have herpe
just one?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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