you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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