He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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