Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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