thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
