He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
