Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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