I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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