He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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