since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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