I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Sorry about my life...
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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