I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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