You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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