my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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