omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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