your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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